07/24/2008 - Liverpool, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - French striker David Ngog left Paris St. German to sign with England's Liverpool on Thursday.
Ngog, 19, signed a four-year contract. He played in 18 games for PSG last year and scored one goal. He is considered one of France's best young players.
Ngog is the fourth player Liverpool has added this offseason, joining Andrea Dossena, Diego Cavalieri and Philipp Degen.
<< Ortiz to make return Friday
Boston, MA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz, who has been
sidelined since the end of May due to a torn tendon sheath in his left wrist,
is slated to make his return to the lineup on Friday.
The announcement came Thursda
<< Toronto tops Baltimore in rain-suspended conclusion
Baltimore, MD (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Lyle Overbay went 2-for-4 with a run batted
in, and Toronto pitching racked up 11 strikeouts as the Blue Jays topped the
Baltimore Orioles, 5-1, in the conclusion of a game that was suspended in the
sixth i
<< Phillies' Rollins late scratch from lineup
Flushing, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Phillies shortstop Jimmy Rollins was a
late scratch from Thursday's series finale against the New York Mets with an
undisclosed ailment.
Eric Bruntlett started at short and batted leadoff in place of Rollins,
<< Villa's O'Neill getting tired of Barry saga
Birmingham, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill has
admitted that he not sure where his club stand in the long-running saga of
Gareth Barry's proposed move to Liverpool.
Villa have so far resisted the Reds
Mets move ahead of Phils in NL East behind Perez, Delgado >>
Flushing, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Carlos Delgado's two-run double in the eighth
inning provided the winning margin, and the New York Mets moved into first
place in the National League East with a 3-1 win over the Philadelphia
Phillie
Romero, Vaughan share lead at Senior British Open >>
Ayrshire, Scotland (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Eduardo Romero and Bruce Vaughan opened
with rounds of three-under 68 on Thursday to share the lead after the first
round of the Senior British Open Championship.
Andy Bean, John Cook, Kirk Hanefel
Liverpool's Leto to join Olympiakos on loan >>
Liverpool, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Liverpool's Argentinian midfielder
Sebastian Leto is set to spend next season out on loan with Greek side
Olympiakos.
The 21-year-old made four appearances for the Reds last season an
Andersen heads back to Denver >>
Denver, CO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Denver Nuggets signed forward Chris Andersen
to an undisclosed contract Thursday.
The 6-foot-10, 228-pound versatile forward began his career with Denver in the
2001-02 campaign. After spending three seas
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their “supplements” to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this won’t be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a “truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit.” And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. “The plug-necked yahoos on your team,” you can say, “will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.”
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesn’t focus only on your opponent’s team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Where’s your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, “I’ll try to type slower for you next time.” Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, don’t just conclude by saying your opponent is a “twerp who drafts like my grandmother.” Say that your opponent is a “sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars.” By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You won’t be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, I’m sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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